Thursday, February 09, 2006

Gawd...Can IT Get Any Worse?!

"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" the Junior asked his dad.

His dad, who is a software engineer, sighed and replied:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!...

Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
YAHOO.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button!

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got
Male"!

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST!!!!!!

11 comments:

Somebody Else said...

Heeehehehehe
trust me it can!
IT dudes are worser than IT itself!
sigh!

S said...

@siri:
jeeezz....but this one is soo sleazy....majorly yucko!! :D

Anonymous said...

you talk about sleaze on a site with a black background what are you thinkin
???

S said...

@anon:
can u make ur meaning crystal clear?? wat does black hav to do sleaze???

Ganesh APP said...

BTW, thanx for the blogroll

S said...

@sagaro:
no mention!!

and yes...it's heights of suckiness!! *looks disgusted*

Paddyman said...

did you er..put it on your blog just to say taht it was disgusting ?

(if it is so repulsive, why even put it ?!)

S said...

@paddy:
yes i did. put it up to show just how repugnant it is.

and wanted to know if other ppl thot so too.

CB said...

Well..i think it's sad, not bad. Lets give some credit to the jobeless but creative guy who made it up..:D

CB said...

*jobless

S said...

@karthik:
credit to the CREATIVE guy?? please!! that's almost adding insult to injury!!

this piece just makes a mockery of IT and romance...if one may call it that!!

and jobless ppl i don't mind...but destructively jobless ppl - exceedingly dumb!! :)