Sunday, June 11, 2006

Let's All Strip - Underwear Spectacle

No. Seriously. Please don't go "Ewwwwwwwwww...."!!

I'm just back from a 20 day vacation - kodai, tirunelveli, kanyakumari, kuttralam et al. The whole South Indian Works.

Now, Kuttralam. All the while on the drive, I had this perfect vision of a thundering waterfall, cold and gushing onto the rocks. When I stepped out of the car and caught a glimpse of the main falls, to say I was deeply disappointed would be understating it. It was a thread, I repeat, a thread of water - gushing onto the rocks by no means. Trickling would be a more apt description.

Even as I was recovering from this cruel version of my perfect dream - I came. I saw. And kept seeing. Before me stretched a vast sea of people - men, women and kids - all in various stages of nakedness. NOT a pretty sight, I assure you. Especially when the men think it's alright to discuss World Cup favourites in their underwear. Soaking wet. And apparently relishing it. *puke*

And the women!! All I say is - "Yuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkyyyyy!!!!!". It's too embarrassing to get into the details!!

It was as if everyone who came there just HAD to strip down to their barest, most minimal clothing and jump into that pile of human bodies in the water. *gets the jitters* And to make things worse - obviously enjoy every moment of it. Oblivious to other beings around. :O

The strange part is that no one else but me and my cousin found the sights even remotely disgusting. Perfectly natural, it seemed. Both of us had packed up stuff for kuttralam. But after this - we contented ourselves with eating maanga - fully clothed!!! - and splashing our legs in the water that flowed below. *sigh*

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Oblivious to other beings around"

whats wrong? :P

Heard of the beaches in Germany? Watched the movie Euro Trip?

S said...

@sagaro:
nothing's WRONG in the real sense of the word.

I find it repulsive. :O

watching it on screen ain't so bad. when it's live in front you - now that's a different ball game!! :O

Anonymous said...

"Watching it on screen ain't so bad"

hohohohehehehahaha... lmao... :p

S said...

@sagaro:
sheddup you @#$&@%!!! :P

Anonymous said...

@S:
But I already laughed... :p

Anonymous said...

Whoa..you're kidding!There should be a dress code of sorts in these places.But I'd have never imagined.I mean, Kuttralam, a waterfall down South,gives a picture of ,er,conservative-ness..sheeeesh!!!

Velocity said...

I dont see anything wrong with it either. Whats up with you girls,eh?

S said...

@hamsini:
anything BUT conservative!! and i'm not exaggerating!! :O

@velocity:
no one's talking about wrong or right. i'm just saying that it's disgusting. dunno abt you - but to me, looking at drenched men dressed only in their underwear IS repulsive. especially when we're not talking abt greek-god-body types!! :)

Anonymous said...

@S:
Salman Khan???

S said...

@sagaro:
oh yuck!! i HATE him!!!

Paddyman said...

nice comeback post...i bet there are people out there who wish you were still on your vacation

End of Darkness said...

u shudnt be so choosy u know..

Watching it on screen ain't so bad eh? I wonder what that implies...

Anonymous said...

@End of darkness:
Eggjactly why I was laughing....

@S:
Greek god types huh... how about TR?

S said...

@paddy:
i'm sure. but you really can't please everyone, can you?!

@EoD:
choosy??! if u call refusing to bathe along with a couple of dozen of strange, sticky, semi-nude women choosy - then choosy i am!!! :O

@sagaro:
TR??!! TR??!!! *puke* moron!

@nuke:
i HAVEN'T seen eurotrip...never even heard of the movie!! :O

and i never said it was wrong/right. ain't my issue at all. this post is my PERSONAL opinion. :P

baggy jeans is too much to expect...but underwear??!! :O

Anonymous said...

ok a question to u!!!!

"NOT a pretty sight, I assure you. Especially when the men think it's alright to discuss World Cup favourites in their underwear. Soaking wet. And apparently relishing it."

this above piece of extract is from ur own blog...but could u explain this.........how do u know that they were discussing abt the wc??huh?huh?

apparently were they shoutin ?
or were u sittin very close to them?
or was it that u were sittin pretty far but were observin them(ha ha ha...)??

har har ......u will go down in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha he he he hoho ho............

Anonymous said...

sry 4got to add......no HARM MEANT!!!but hey i cant stop laughin......

S said...

@anon:
*sigh* morons....

the thing abt kuttralam is - ppl dress and undress just about EVERYWHERE!! :O

so from where i was standing - i could see and hear atleast half a dozen groups of people talking!!

varsha said...

"I came. I saw. And kept seeing."
Slighta why keep seeing something that is causing you so much nausea?? :D

O and who btw is TR??

Anonymous said...

@Me:
"Why keep seeing what..." good point there. May be *that* was her first time and she kinda was curious on what lies beneath...:p

You dont know TR? *Shocked*. Imagine Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Orlando Blooms and just about any male who would turn you on all in one body. Oh forgot to add: also include in that list that comprises the body a chimp and a 'dandanaka'.

For live videos of TR, go to Youtube.com and search for TR. There are a dozen of them. And trust me you wont be wasting your time.

@S:
Ok if not TR, how about Vijayakanth?

@Nuke:
Euro Trip is one awesome movie...maan!

Anonymous said...

*an eyebrow raised* hmmm.... anons got a point!!!! btw welcome back!!!
its odd to think such a place exists in south india specially at a place where chotti bacchee like s would go!!!

Yogesh Ahuja said...

u know why there was no water coz you went to the falls in may.....it starts raining in mid june!!! so its like the most dry time ..better do ur home work b4 making a trip...

S said...

@me:
kindly refer reply to anon's comment.

there were semi-nude ppl EVERYWHERE!! :O

@sagaro:
TR turns you on?? :O or are you saying TR actually turns women on? :O :O

and plz shut up with suggestions!! :O :P

@anin:
since when did i become choti bachee?? :P

@yogesh:
actually, no!! april-may is THE season for kuttralam. i got my info from ppl living near there. :)

the heat was too much this time or something - so not much water!! :(

S said...

@nuke:
thanks for those charming excerpts!! :O

Anonymous said...

@Nuke:
"i was the anon at the first place.....ha ha ..."

Isnt S the person who is supposed to gloat :P

Hey Euro Trip isnt that bad. You are making it sound like one x rated film.

Ok yes I meant all that for TR. Thanx for those lines.

@S:
TR doesnt turn me on. I was just enquiring whether TR in his undies turns you on?

Wait a min, Arent you SR???

S said...

@nuke:
anon huh??! WOW - i was just DYING to know!!

@sagaro:
let me make it very very clear that ANYONE in their underwear does NOT turn me on - even greek-body-types!!!

and SR??! don't you dare!!! hey...rhymes!! :P

End of Darkness said...

so s what does turn u on? nothing? thats why u r a chotee bachchi :D

Abhi! said...

You haven't turned 18 yet. and watching naked ppl... Abhistu Abhistu

Anonymous said...

watchin naked ppl doesnt mean u hav to be 18 though....abhi..man wrong notion ...u dont hav a slight idea of wat surr is capable of.... !

Anonymous said...

@Abhi:
What chooste bachi and all. She watched ClockWork orange back to back thrice in the same day.

@Anon:
True

S said...

@abhi:
am sure u watched a lot worse when u was my age!!! =))

@anon:
and you have an idea do you??

@sagro:
watched it ONCE. back to back thrice it seems!! =))
and stop jalra pottufying!!

Anonymous said...

@S:
Seri u watched the movie once, but u watched a few scenes again and again. And not to mention your desktop wallpaper Narfi... :p

S said...

@sagaro:
puh-leeeeeze!!! get a life!

Anonymous said...

lmao...

Anonymous said...

Hee_hee_hee!!

End of Darkness said...

u watched it once? we have a confession there.

and a few scenes repeatedly.. and u r so repulsed by what you saw.. now thats wht i call choosy.. lack of respect. :D lmao

S said...

@dushy:
thanks very much!! :O

@EoD:
wat's there to confess?? it's a good film - great direction, great music. and i watched it. so there!

Anonymous said...

@S:
EoD has a point there. you were given a choice (unlike ludovic method)... but you chose to. No one forced you, pure will. You sudn't complain... :p

Ganesh APP said...

anon was me...

S said...

@sagaro:
where do you see me complaining?? :O

Ganesh APP said...

the kutralam

S said...

@sagaro:
oh thot u was talkin abt the movie!! and i did NOT have a choice at kuttralam - everywhere i turned, i saw semi-nude people and i couldn't really walk away farther coz i dinno the place and my atthai would freak!! :P

Ganesh APP said...

u had a choice why go to kutralam...

Kausikram Krishnasayee said...

when people get to take a bath in the water, then they do not realize that their daughter has gone mad over some f@#$ing harry potter

S said...

@sagaro:
yes....but then i had this perfect idea of kuttralam!! so obviously i wanted to go!! anyway...CHUCK!! :O

@mark:
profound!!

Kini said...

Here's a vision, would you rather they be dressed in spandex?

Completely clothed, yet, erm... contoured(?). :D I get attacks of adolescene every once in a while.

Cheers

S said...

@kini:
now that's an idea - wouldn't prefer it in the absolute...but relatively, spandex is way better than nude!! :P

Harish said...

I do remember seeing dogs standing where the water flows err.. trickles from...

idhukku mela kutraalam keezha yaarukavadhu nikkanam thonum? :D

S said...

@harish:
thankfully no dogs this time!! :)

logically, yaarukkum thonadhu - if otherwise, open to interpretation!! :P

Anonymous said...

I went there when I was like 5 I think. Plenty of water then.