I'm My Own Grandpa - Dr.Demento

You're SO SO SO gonna love this song - courtesy Ajit. It's completely, totally super-hilarious!! Lyrics below. Read as you listen. And die laughing! :D

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Even though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

Our little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my own grandmother
I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

Ta Daaaa!!

Update: 10,000 hits!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! :) FreakSpace rocks! :P
Feeling grateful and expressing gratitude are two different things - I am grateful but didn't express it. EoD pointed that out!! :D So, all you people who've repeatedly been visiting this space, I have one thing to say to you all - you must have a lot of patience! :) Thanks!

I'd bought this 1000-piece puzzle from landmark. And now it's done! :) Oh btw, It's a painting called "School of Athens" by Raphael Santi.

Started out with no clue how to go about it...

...But finished it, somehow!! :D

*Applause Applause*

Me Meme

Tagged by Shekys. Here we go...

I'm thinking about:
how awesome sukhwinder singh's voice is. Mmmm.
I said:
Adi paavi! You dog! - to my sister.
I wish:
I was more intellectual.
I hear:
Beethoven's 9th symphony. Also my sister cursing people in her class.
I wonder:
if am as crazy as some people seem to think.
I am:
having an identity crisis.
I dance:
at get-togethers, to horrible, re-mixed music that seems to be the fad.
I sing:
everyday, most of the time, everywhere.
I cry:
when I'm frustrated. when I let people down.
I'm always:
blank.
I make with my hands:
food.
I write:
what I think.
I get confused:
more often than not.
I need:
coffee. and some stability.

And this tag goes to
Anyone who'd care to do it. In my comment box or in their blog. :)

You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller

Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Love Is Such A Beautiful Thing

Listen! :)

Liar Meme :P

This time, tagged by Hamsini. Verrrrrry weird tag, though. *perplexed*

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog entry with five complete lies about yourself. That is, five things about you that are completely not true. Not even slightly. THEN hide in the entry a 6th line, something that is absolutely TRUE and the first person to guess which one is true wins :) then tag up to five people you want to turn into compulsive liars too.

1. Love crowds, bustle and noise.
2. Have always spoken the truth.
3. Hate to get drenched in the rain.
4. Love Craig.
5. Have never bunked classes.
6. Go to the temple every single week.

Was NOT easy to do this!! :) :)

I tag Abhi, V , Vara, Gapp and Ajit !

Oh, and my 100th post! *applause* :P

Update: Talking about milestones, I just realized i've crossed my 1000 comment mark too!! Yay!! :) It's currently at 1019 for Koyaanisqatsi and 42 for Poetic License!! :D

Happy Happy Friendship Day! :)

The most important people in my life. I'd be lost without them. :)

To write about them would take me a lot of time and a lot of words. And still, I wouldn't be saying everything that I want to.

Here's to all of you. I love you guys!! :) :) :)